Old friends

Three friends of fifteen years, late at night, third glass. They have told each other everything and are bored of it.

90 questions

When did you last climb something you were not supposed to?
Guess which of us has cried at an advertisement. Why them?
When did you last walk somewhere further just to keep talking?
When did you last laugh until you couldn't breathe, and who caused it?
When did you last stand out in the rain longer than you had to?
When did you last swim in water you couldn't see the bottom of?
When did you last get badly lost, and who was with you?
When did you last climb a fence, and what was on the other side?
When did you last sleep outdoors, and what woke you?
When did you last watch the sun come up, and who else was awake?
When did you last walk home at 3am, and what route did you take?
When did you last get so cold you couldn't speak properly?
When did you last miss the last train, and how did you get home?
When did you last pretend to know the way?
When did you last drive somewhere with no destination, and who came with you?
When did you last hear a noise outside at night and go look?
When did you last sing in a car with other people in it?
When did you last leave a party without saying goodbye?
When did you last dance outside, and what was playing?
When did you last carry someone, or get carried?
When did you last go into water fully clothed?
When did you last get told off by someone in a uniform?
When did you last go somewhere you'd been told to stay out of?
When did you last walk past a house you used to live in?
When did you last hear news of someone we all used to know?
When did you last do something none of us would have predicted?
When did you last make a new friend, and where did you meet?
When did you last fall over in front of people?
When did you last wake up not knowing what time it was?
When did you last shout as loud as you could outdoors?
When did you last cook something over a fire?
When did you last sit outside in the dark with nothing to do?
Which of us would you call from a police station at 4am?
What's the worst weather you've ever been happiest in?
What outdoor plan do you always agree to and dread all week?
What's a place you loved that you'd refuse to go back to?
Which friend would you never introduce to us, and what would go wrong?
What's the kindest thing you've done that you'd hate to be thanked for?
Which city has treated you badly and you still defend it?
What are you good at that you've never let anyone watch you do?
What gear do you still own for a hobby you gave up?
What's the most beautiful thing you've seen and didn't photograph, and why not?
What story about me have you told that I've never heard you tell?
Which of us gives the worst directions, and why do we still follow them?
What's the pettiest reason you've held a grudge against a stranger?
What have you carried for miles that you should have left behind?
What's the best night you've had that started out badly?
Where have you slept badly and still want to go back to?
What did we get away with then that you'd report someone for now?
What did people believe about you at sixteen that you never corrected?
What do we still call you that stopped being true years ago?
What role do you play in this group that you'd like to resign from?
Which of us would last longest out here, and why isn't it you?
What's the worst advice you've given that someone went ahead and took?
What do you do exactly like your mother and hate noticing?
Which friendship did you let die that you'd restart tomorrow if they called?
Which stranger do you still think about, who wouldn't remember you?
What are you afraid of that you make yourself do anyway?
Who here have you been wrong about, and about what?
What do you miss about a place you couldn't wait to leave?
What did you fake being interested in until you weren't faking?
Teach us how you pack a car boot for a week away.
How do you keep warm outdoors when you've dressed wrong?
Teach us how you'd find your way home without a phone.
Teach us your trick for sleeping upright in a moving car.
Teach us how you'd pick a swimming spot in a river you don't know.
How do you get into cold water without making that noise?
What's the walk you'd take a visitor on, and where does it end?
Teach us how to carry something heavy uphill without wrecking yourself.
What can you fix with your hands that the rest of us pay for?
Teach us how you stay awake in the last hour of a drive.
What do outsiders get wrong about the weather where you grew up?
What can your body do that you'd have to teach us slowly?
Teach us how you'd get a lift from a stranger.
What's your technique for eating in a moving car without ruining it?
Teach us what you'd do first if the power went out tonight.
What do you know about your street that your neighbours don't?
Teach us how you'd survive one night outside with what's in your pockets.
Guess which of us has slept outdoors most recently, and why them.
Guess what I do in a city when I have an hour alone. Why?
Guess which of us gets lost first without a phone, and why.
Guess what I've changed my mind about since we last met, and why.
Do I seem like someone who could spend a night alone in a forest? Why?
Guess which of us has been the coldest in their life, and where.
Do I seem like someone who feeds the birds? Why or why not?
Guess which of us will be the last one talking at this fire, and why.
Guess what my neighbours think I do for a living, and why.
Guess who here would be first into the water, and why.
Guess what I miss most about the place we grew up. Why that?
Do I seem like someone who knows the names of trees? Why or why not?

Ask 7 of these around the table