A family dinner
Several generations at one table, a holiday. Grandparents, parents, adult children, maybe kids.
- When did you last talk out loud to an animal in the street?
- What rule in your house would look ridiculous to a visitor?
- What do you know how to fix that most people would throw away?
- What do you cook without measuring anything, and who taught you?
- What word does your family use that nobody outside would understand?
- What game do you know the real rules to?
- Which chore do you enjoy, and what's your method?
- Do I seem like someone who sings in the car? Why or why not?
- What tradition do you complain about and would miss if it stopped?
- What's the right way to load a dishwasher, and who taught you?
- What do you make that people always ask you to bring?
- What's a stain or a mess you know exactly how to get out?
- What's a word your family uses that nobody else would understand?
- When did you last hold a baby, and whose was it?
- When did you last make something with your hands?
- Which family tradition do you mock and would fight to keep?
- What gift did you keep for years and never once use?
- Do I seem like someone who dances at weddings? Why or why not?
- When did you last climb a tree, and who was watching?
- When did you last sing out loud in a car?
- When did you last dance in a kitchen, and what was playing?
- When did you last fall over in front of other people?
- When did you last write a letter and put a stamp on it?
- When did you last fix something instead of throwing it away?
- When did you last get in trouble at school, and for what?
- When did you last get lost, and who found you?
- When did you last cry at a film, and which one?
- When did you last burn a meal, and who ate it anyway?
- When did you last wear something belonging to someone at this table?
- When did you last win something, and where is it now?
- When did you last shout at a machine?
- When did you last get a haircut you hated?
- When did you last break something and say nothing?
- When did you last hide from someone knocking at the door?
- When did you last hear your own voice on a recording?
- When did you last use a paper map, and where were you going?
- When did you last play a game you are too old for?
- When did you last get soaked by rain and keep walking?
- When did you last name something: a pet, a car, a plant?
- When did you last carry something far too heavy on your own?
- When did you last hear a word only our family uses?
- When did you last take something apart to see inside it?
- When did you last stand in a queue for hours, and what for?
- What rule in this house makes no sense, and who would defend it?
- What household job do you do badly on purpose?
- What do you keep in a drawer that you will never use again?
- What subject did you fail and still love?
- What did you hate as a child that you now do for fun?
- What food do you pretend to like at this table?
- What chore did you volunteer for to escape a worse one?
- What lie did you tell as a child that worked?
- What are adults wrong about that you will never get wrong?
- What are you allowed to do that you think you should not be?
- What are you better at than your parents, and do they know?
- What appliance in this house has never worked, and why is it here?
- What do you cook without measuring anything, and where did you learn it?
- How do you get a stain out of a white shirt?
- How do you fold a fitted sheet, and who showed you?
- What is your method for getting back to sleep at three in the morning?
- How do you know when it is going to rain?
- Who taught you to drive, and what did they shout?
- What tool do you own that nobody else knows how to use?
- What plant have you kept alive longest, and what does it need?
- What have you mended instead of replacing, and who taught you the stitch?
- Which chore was yours as a kid, and what was your system?
- Explain a game you play at break that no adult knows the rules to.
- Which video game could you explain to a grandparent in one minute?
- What is the correct way to build a den, and where should it go?
- What is the best hiding place in this house, and why does it work?
- What did you play outside at nine, and what were the rules?
- What did you once have to know how to do that nobody needs now?
- Guess what your parents were like at seventeen. Then let them correct you.
- Guess the job I wanted at ten, and why that fits me.
- Guess what I got told off for most as a child. Why that?
- Do I seem like someone who reads the instructions before building it? Why?
- Guess what I would grab first if the house flooded, and why that.
- Guess which food I refused to eat as a child, and how you know.
- Do I seem like someone who sleeps through thunderstorms? Why or why not?
- Kids: guess what your parents did for fun before you were born.
- Parents: guess your child's proudest moment this year, then let them correct you.
- Guess what is in my bag right now that should not be there.
- Guess which of us would last longest camping alone, and say why.
- Do I seem like someone who talks to animals when alone? Why?