Date night

A couple with young children, out alone for the first time in months. They have two hours and a babysitter.

32 questions
  1. What could you teach me to do properly in the next ten minutes?
  2. When did you last dance somewhere with no dance floor?
  3. When did you last wear shoes that ruined an evening?
  4. When did you last feel proud of me in front of other people?
  5. When did you last text someone about me, and what did you say?
  6. When did you last lie awake, and what time did you give up?
  7. When did you last buy something and hide the price from me?
  8. When did you last take a photo of me without telling me?
  9. When did you last walk somewhere further just to keep talking?
  10. When did you last miss me at an exact moment, and where were you?
  11. When did you last laugh until you couldn't breathe, and who caused it?
  12. When did you last put music on to change the mood in a room?
  13. When did you last let a call go to voicemail, and whose was it?
  14. What do I do that annoys you and you would miss?
  15. What did you pretend to enjoy on our first date?
  16. What do you say yes to with me and dread every time?
  17. Which of my friends do you like more than you let on?
  18. What do you do alone that you would never do in front of me?
  19. What do you spend on me that you would never spend on yourself?
  20. Which of our habits looks ridiculous from outside and works perfectly?
  21. Which part of this city do you know better than the map does?
  22. What could you fix with your own hands that I would pay someone for?
  23. How do you pack a bag? Mine always weighs twice what it should.
  24. Where is the best place in this city to stand and watch people?
  25. What game could you beat me at, and what is your opening move?
  26. Which cheap thing on a menu do you know is the best order?
  27. What is the right way to get into cold water? I have never dared.
  28. What can you spot in a crowd that I walk straight past?
  29. How do you stay awake on a long drive, and who taught you?
  30. What could you teach our kids that I could not?
  31. Guess where I would take you on a Sunday, and what we would eat.
  32. Guess what I do when I cannot sleep, and why that.